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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.* @1 ]3 ]# I6 l1 e$ D' W
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
5 T: I/ @ b7 l. ]"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
4 L/ {9 _/ L1 e! n b"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
! F2 `6 s1 Z x% I" ~4 L$ I"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.! j' G, p m+ ?& s: O. {
"Thanks, Father," said the old man.7 ]1 |* Q2 ^+ h2 Z+ ]
"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
8 ?5 j2 w4 V% `% K8 Y1 Q5 S. W3 ?"Of course, my son," said the priest.) c* S% F" J. S& q8 h3 [, g
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |