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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.6 u% W3 N+ ^& b8 x+ }1 i5 U. U
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."( b% `; o" H) D
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
' ?; W" f$ z; u" c; j$ }! U3 ~"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
, |, T6 k5 Z( F3 A* a* g, Q2 R"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.& @8 q' p2 J3 w) f7 m# {* N
"Thanks, Father," said the old man.' o) b) N3 ] S8 R; H1 @
"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"7 e, p: h# H0 z9 V
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
& f( ^& g& W# A$ ~The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |
