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A man is in a hotel lobby.
* H) F. ^, z8 t+ B4 kHe wants to ask the clerk a question.
N" B) w: E; ]As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
1 P! N0 E/ T# J8 c& Y8 I# q* E GThey are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.", o" i6 G9 p) t! M5 C. q; U# L
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
