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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
. u" l3 E* g) \% f# t"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."2 g, l8 P0 I+ b" |9 ]7 h
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.8 s0 }4 P- X$ v9 r/ [
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
& ? P" a* E: @"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
; I$ Z0 @( `, x4 p"Thanks, Father," said the old man.
6 v5 A9 y9 g: F) | Z/ K" h5 T"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"% U2 E9 t) F) q* W3 D! U
"Of course, my son," said the priest.& ]+ ~. H. a+ H+ w3 I) S
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |
