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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
2 ?6 q9 @ t- L8 r7 V4 z3 _; Y, m* G"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." o) s7 L) O" k7 s4 A" o* h; o% o* \
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
7 ?0 a4 |/ G7 _& |$ O"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man., L# k0 I. a; g/ p, O" x7 ^/ f2 q
"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
0 ?& ^8 V* b) Y; O- |"Thanks, Father," said the old man.
% y! @& t" B7 u7 K2 k"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?". T, |" n0 M9 z+ h6 K) {
"Of course, my son," said the priest.; C0 q0 \! v% {6 Q; m
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |