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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
$ s& d( E" |, j"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
5 P' N' J& w- h# r"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
& P& B3 V! ]& w! b"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.+ \0 K/ X* \. D, F M8 z5 K) Z4 u
"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
4 x7 T! Q2 w. u A"Thanks, Father," said the old man.
5 {8 u; z, M$ f" J9 g: m"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"6 \4 U7 S. N5 o
"Of course, my son," said the priest.4 ^ _" L( ?: s) ~+ x
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |