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A man is in a hotel lobby.
$ n! k( Q8 L1 ?% q) O3 s* q, rHe wants to ask the clerk a question.
" p$ o" d3 y3 ^; oAs he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.& k( _6 s& U+ u' ]
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
: m. ~7 ]5 \' F# G7 R) d2 vShe replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
