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A man is in a hotel lobby.
# Q$ s# \/ ]8 G: e E% ] H0 \. aHe wants to ask the clerk a question.
0 O- N& N- B8 b1 o' `As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.% p8 G+ C( h. a
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
' s( t9 g5 h1 G9 P& e+ bShe replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
