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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
0 d* I0 X" r- U# R5 x: h+ \' S"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.") ^' m# S0 @- c
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.# k3 x. e1 _" p/ i8 p' |
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
' ?: p, P8 R7 h: ?6 B( [/ ["Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest. V& L4 J' R/ U
"Thanks, Father," said the old man., T- L. L" Q( j, ?6 E& R7 o% { Y
"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
6 Y! Z3 D. m, f"Of course, my son," said the priest./ D9 a2 l; Z& {3 F
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |