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A man is in a hotel lobby.
5 E) i2 U1 D$ I" T/ ]) MHe wants to ask the clerk a question.
0 e" R/ f; k5 ^% c. t" }# }As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. x e) T& U' r4 { a/ v7 J- d. q
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
! S9 r6 M- E- k% {. @She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
