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A man is in a hotel lobby.9 b/ G+ f8 a' q0 E6 y' E/ B
He wants to ask the clerk a question.$ u) f* h7 y1 r" M5 D
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.8 `' H, ^! u9 K
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
/ U6 H: f. p3 G, ]- tShe replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
