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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
0 _- X {! m, ^/ D"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."9 ]2 U8 t z0 h8 J3 F
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
- o9 g2 r* f' a5 k"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
. |, l, y% M* T( k0 _"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
% V4 f- e: S# x"Thanks, Father," said the old man.
" n- D6 s/ |% V# j# R! m3 @"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
* ~- B1 P* s/ C8 K"Of course, my son," said the priest.1 ^7 y6 Z% u6 }2 w2 {, ]+ w
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |
