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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.- n( F# o. M9 N
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
& X* d) [# |: F1 w' H2 W: v"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
r7 E% @& }0 ?, x8 B"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
: F& i: \9 z" C$ y"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
! R' G" Z# y( ~# y, \ C"Thanks, Father," said the old man.- o: V; F5 r- V& \6 y0 f2 W
"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?": a5 S9 l- l( s# l6 V# z+ ]* m
"Of course, my son," said the priest.5 [+ B7 |3 R5 o# Z1 Z
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |