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A man is in a hotel lobby.
( M( {" Y& }" HHe wants to ask the clerk a question.
- Q8 z0 d) X- p- |% j$ I9 lAs he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.6 g5 @8 {1 {: k: E4 j+ t, M6 a
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
: [: `( @/ T5 P* f) h) ~! ~7 MShe replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |