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A man is in a hotel lobby.# V, j( L& y) n
He wants to ask the clerk a question.
/ n( m% B& Q _# { u6 jAs he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.; k9 o5 P6 l; q" n; ~. q% E
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."6 O* B; J4 |' a* ~" z5 Y
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
