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A man is in a hotel lobby.! g' B3 \2 q2 @, e& f, Q
He wants to ask the clerk a question.# | ^0 r# _/ M- q9 `9 C7 |
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.3 |7 q& w0 H1 o" [5 b; S: j
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
/ h/ X# l% Y- g! MShe replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |