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A man is in a hotel lobby.
/ f4 o" Y. P" qHe wants to ask the clerk a question.
( {7 L/ ?% h( VAs he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
3 l6 g, L+ y/ jThey are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."; S5 _6 E& j- i8 q
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |